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“He thought a fan was throwing feces at him again.”

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So, c’mon San Diego, don’t be sore. He just wasn’t that into you is all. Time to kiss and make up, you know, for the sake of the children. That’d be me—for the sake of me. I can’t stand it when the two of you fight.

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  1. Glen Dietrich says:

    Football… That’s the one where they put the ball in the hoop, right?

  2. Mark Lindsey says:

    Edwin, I hate Eli Manning and want him to lose everytime he touches the football. You are attempting to use logic with sports fans*. That is like trying to get a hummer from your wife after the first six months of the marriage; Not gonna happen.

    He is a dick for snubbing us and our shitty franchise of which I am a fan of since they to SD moved from LA.

    *fan short for “fanatic”.

  3. tina says:

    forgive? sure, i LOVE rejection. forget? never….

  4. edwin says:

    Mark, My wife still gives me hummers after 6 years of marriage – guess that’s why I’m confused, LOL

  5. Mark Lindsey says:

    Edwin, I am not even going to respond with the………”I have to get them there too” cliche.

    That should clear up your confusion.

  6. Glen Dietrich says:

    You guys really shouldn’t force your wives to give you Hummers because (A) they are gas guzzlers and (B) nothing screams “I’m an asshole with a small penis” more than driving a Hummer (okay, maybe the “one blink” turn signal on the freeway).

  7. David says:

    I always use a one-blinker when changing lanes while receiving a hummer. If I don’t, I end up leaving the blinker on from Del Mar all the way to San Onofre.

    I am an Eagles fan by birthright and for a long time I thought I was also a Chargers fan, I thought I might have a tough time picking sides at a game between the two teams, especially since I’ve hung out with a couple Charger Players at events I’ve performed at. I’m not even really that much of a sports *fanatic except when it comes to hockey (but I play ice hockey a couple times a week so that just makes sense)

    Then, I went to a Chargers/Eagles game and the Chargers actually beat the birds. By the second unanswered Chargers scoring drive, it became apparent to me that I will NEVER be anything other than a Philly fan, no matter how long I live anywhere. The funny thing is, both Andy Reid and Norv Turner are the two coaches I can’t stand the most. Either way, Eli Manning shouldn’t be blamed for what he did, he should be honored for taking a stand against eh NFL Juggernaut; taking the chance that he might not be able to play for a year just to keep himself from getting stuck working with Norv. The draft and the NFL owners in general remind me of professional wrestling. It seems like a bunch of BS to me. I don’t remember this incident because I was pretty much wasted and oblivious from 2001 to 2006, I’m sorry I missed the drama. Thanks for the recap Ed.

    The team that has the strongest hold on my heart is the Marine Corps and they’re too busy doing stuff that matters to play football, so I guess that’s that. I definitely caught what they were doing in 2003, wasted or not. Hell I almost re-entered THEIR draft.


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