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4 Responses to “FLAGYL FOR SALE”

  1. Steven Bowman says:

    Wow. The curtailing and verbal editing of free speech by emotionally oversensitive pussies(yeah, I said it) will never cease to amaze me. Yes, there are several words in the English language that some people find offensive or degrading. But while you’re busy getting your metaphorical panties in a bunch, consider this. Before the P-word was used to describe female genitalia, it was used to describe something else warm and fuzzy. The word pussy used to refer to cats. Yet you don’t see Mittens or Smokey parading outside NOW headquarters with picket signs saying, “Pussies eat mice, not penis!” I would also argue that this is only because of a cat’s inability to comprehend the reference and the lack of thumbs. They might also resent the now somewhat popular “kitty” which also has been used largely by females to refer to their sex organs.
    I liken this to the commercials I see protesting the use of the word gay to refer to something stupid or weird. I haven’t seen happy people(with the exception of my father) complaining that homosexuals have adopted this word as their own. I support gay rights and have a few gay friends. I don’t think being homosexual is a choice. I remember the first time I learned what gay meant to many people and thinking, “So that’s what cousin Jamie is.” I was seven years old. But if he or any of my gay friends took offense to my using the word gay in a derogatory sense, my response would be, “Hey, STFU! You know me better than that ya pussy.”
    My point is, you can’t change what other people say or think. Free speech is an important right that I and many other people have grown quite fond of. Free speech is partially what gives women the right to have an A-word. Having been an unwilling participant in two A-words in my life, I would never do anything to challenge a woman’s right to do what she saw fit with her own body. If you’re offended by the use of the P-word as a reference to weakness, you might consider showing your strength by not becoming offended. At least not visibly. As the great Martin Luther King Jr. said, “No one can get on your back if it isn’t already bent.”

  2. edwin says:

    Thanks for your thoughtful response, Darkstar.

    In their defense, these ladies aren’t on a mission to abolish the P-word. They’ve just taken it upon themselves to spread the word that, as an insult, we really do have it wrong – that there is nothing weak about the vagina. It seems to me that it’s more a matter of being correct than being politically correct. If the dialogue between us gave you the impression that these girls are angry or contemptuous about it, that is not the case. It was more of a stoic, tongue-in-cheek tone I gave the dialogue, for the sake of humor, because whenever we actually talk/argue about it, it’s with love and laughter.

    Secondly, your invoking the right to free speech is, in this case, a misnomer. You will never find a more pro-free speech person than me. However, nobody is arguing against THE RIGHT to use the P-Word. Censorship is when the government removes a person or group’s right to say what they please but when a couple of girls express their disagreement with how a word is being used, well that is them expressing their right to free speech.

    Lastly–and I mean this with all due respect because I too have used the word “gay” to connote something negative or unappealing (such as, “That Prop 8 legislation is so gay.”)– but your gay analogy doesn’t fly.

    It is easy to say, “Ah, don’t be offended” when it isn’t your lifestyle that has been turned a synonym for “bad” or “wrong.”

    Yes, of course, absolutely – a strong, self-assured person would and should shrug off any such insults without a care – but that doesn’t change whether it is wrong or improper to make such a correlation in the first place.

  3. Karyl Miller says:

    Edwin I always suspected I loved you but now I am sure. You had me at “I once had sex with a woman who nearly killed my penis with her vulvovaginal muscles.” So you’re saying you had sex with a woman whose pussy was TOO TIGHT and you DIDN’T LIKE IT? Thank you and thank you on behalf of all the moms out there who passed what amounted to a watermelon or two through her love tunnel. What you said was music to these flabby ‘ole cunt ears.

  4. colleen says:

    I’ve always liked Danielle and Alicia, but now they are my heros! I love it whenever ANYBODY gets you to acquiesce! And yes, I have to back you on your statement that you are THE MOST pro free speech person I’ve EVER met!

    Interesting column Ed…


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