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  1. Sam says:

    Always make sure the little shits give you the right amount of money. Otherwise you end up spending your money making up the shortfall, to avoid looking like a complete dickhead in front of the vendor, only to find that was all the money they had and now you’re out of pocket.
    In Britain we start much earlier (the lower the drinking age the more civilised the society). I started drinking pretty early at around 10 to 12 years old on proper Somerset scrumpy at meal times with my parents regulating it all. By 14 I was drinking Shandy and then beer with Grandad and by 16 I was drinking at a local Rugby club. The barman was pretty dicked off when he found out I’d been under age when the Rugby club celebrated my 18th.
    Keep buying those kids booze and bringing civilisation into a somewhat dark and backward country of yours.
    P.S.- Sarcasm has been used in this comment.

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